L for Lentils
Authentic Arab Cuisine
Farouk Mardam-Bey
   

It is said that an alleged reported hadith had claimed that seventy prophets had blessed the lentil. But, in his Prophet´s Medicine, the great Hanbali Law Doctor, Ibn Qayyim al-Jawziyya, claimed that this hadith was apocryphal: He mentioned the flat denial of an early traditionist who heard what was said, and denied the words in writing. I wish, though, that the venerable magistrate had been less immersed in his scholarly demonstrations, and had spent some time considering the man who forged the hadith. This man was so much in love with the lentil that he went so far as to sacrifice his own reputation here on earth, and the salvation of his soul in the hereafter.

Actually, nobody in history has ever shown so much concern for this smallest of all legumes. The Bible says that Esau exchanged his birthright for a "roux" of lentils. But this way a deliberate decision, as he was literally starving to death. As for the Athenian Cynicists, who appreciated the frugality of the lentils very much-well, they were cynicists. Later, the Syrian emperor Heliogabalus, the most debauched of all, would actually sprinkle his lentils with precious gems. That was the reason why Antonin Artaud, some eighteen centuries later, called him "a crowned anarchist". All things considered, our anonymous forger is the only one who ever tried to defend the cause of the lentils. And this was quite risqué, for all the physicians of his time, even the wisest ones, had united against the lentil. It was accused of thickening our blood, and of engendering melancholy diseases, even cancer.

Fortunately, neither the physicians, nor the lawyers, were successful in convincing our ancestors to steer away from their Mujaddara, rashta and `adasiyya. These dishes are still eaten today: Mujaddara combines lentils with rice or bulgur, rasha calls for pasta, and `adasiyya (under another name) for chard. This is very wise, because the combination is both healthy, and very tasty. As for the combination of lentils and namaksud, salted meat, which the same physicians condemned vigorously, we know that it has become very popular in other climates, and there is no reason why it should not be the case with us, too. We would only have to substitute mutton for pork.